Ok boys….you want a woman? Well listen up!

First and Foremost – Your Online Profile.

1. If you think you can lie about your age….

…use a picture of your best mates muscles, or hide the fact that you’ve got a wife – forgeddit!

I’m a woman, and like the rest of my sex, possess a sixth sense. And besides, the truth will always out. So start off right from the beginning by being honest – if that’s possible for a man?

2. Don’t be too earnest…

…or try to sound too appealing or I’ll just run a mile. Make me laugh – it’s one of the best ways to get a girl’s panties off (oops – sorry, I know you want more than “just sex”, right?!) – and you’ll stand out from the crowd.

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