Dating Advice: Why won’t my ex-boyfriend return my stuff?

June 30, 2008 by
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hogwild asked:


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He’s keeping your things because he is powerless. This is all he has to hold onto. By holding your possessions he can keep the conversation alive. You have a reason to contact each other.

Once he returns the items there is no excuse for you two to have contact.

THINGS PEOPLE HOLD ONTO TO KEEP THE OTHER PERSON IN THEIR LIFE
- Their clothes
- A secret intimate video
- Their unborn baby

Your ex-boyfriend is…

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13 Comments on Dating Advice: Why won’t my ex-boyfriend return my stuff?

  1. NAOMI455 on Fri, 4th Jul 2008 3:55 am

    2. o man ur too funny

  2. donnamateo on Sun, 6th Jul 2008 12:29 am

    3. Come back pieces. CD Players down to toothbrushes. Give it alllll back.

  3. predatorwes on Mon, 7th Jul 2008 11:02 am

    4. Very good advice and hilarious at the same time!

  4. PARADISEofficial on Thu, 10th Jul 2008 8:30 pm

    5. hahahahhaaa omg you’re hillarious!!

  5. rey1164 on Sun, 13th Jul 2008 12:28 pm

    6. U got some xperience in all this topics huh……..hog…….lol great as always man keep it up!

  6. bonbonbundy on Sun, 13th Jul 2008 11:21 pm

    7. hahahaha! nice!

  7. doodoomcgeedump on Mon, 14th Jul 2008 5:26 pm

    8. You got some really cool ****! XD

  8. freddiamondinz on Thu, 17th Jul 2008 6:44 am

    9. LOL! Their unborn baby. TRUE!

  9. dooshaloof on Sun, 20th Jul 2008 2:00 am

    10. AWESOME!!! Smart and funny!

  10. goupupupup on Sun, 20th Jul 2008 7:57 am

    11. Best line: “I was a man. With balls. Big balls. Big HAIRY balls.” ROFL!!!!!!

  11. steverightly on Mon, 21st Jul 2008 2:06 am

    12. Funny + actually really good advice.

    “Let’s be friends. Everything will be exactly the same except now I’ll be boinking other dudes instead of you!” LOL!

  12. jessicapiyuntz on Mon, 21st Jul 2008 5:31 am

    13. HILARIOUS –> “It’s not you, it’s your *****.” AHAAAA-HA HA HA!

  13. bobbyrediltik on Wed, 23rd Jul 2008 7:13 am

    14. Great advice! The breakup process: Shock & denial. Then Sad. Then Mad. Then he’s gonna hump hookers. ROFL!

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