Dating Advice: Why won’t my ex-boyfriend return my stuff?

hogwild asked:


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He’s keeping your things because he is powerless. This is all he has to hold onto. By holding your possessions he can keep the conversation alive. You have a reason to contact each other.

Once he returns the items there is no excuse for you two to have contact.

THINGS PEOPLE HOLD ONTO TO KEEP THE OTHER PERSON IN THEIR LIFE
- Their clothes
- A secret intimate video
- Their unborn baby

Your ex-boyfriend is…

Comments

  1. NAOMI455 says:

    o man ur too funny

  2. donnamateo says:

    Come back pieces. CD Players down to toothbrushes. Give it alllll back.

  3. predatorwes says:

    Very good advice and hilarious at the same time!

  4. PARADISEofficial says:

    hahahahhaaa omg you’re hillarious!!

  5. rey1164 says:

    U got some xperience in all this topics huh……..hog…….lol great as always man keep it up!

  6. bonbonbundy says:

    hahahaha! nice!

  7. doodoomcgeedump says:

    You got some really cool ****! XD

  8. freddiamondinz says:

    LOL! Their unborn baby. TRUE!

  9. dooshaloof says:

    AWESOME!!! Smart and funny!

  10. goupupupup says:

    Best line: “I was a man. With balls. Big balls. Big HAIRY balls.” ROFL!!!!!!

  11. steverightly says:

    Funny + actually really good advice.

    “Let’s be friends. Everything will be exactly the same except now I’ll be boinking other dudes instead of you!” LOL!

  12. jessicapiyuntz says:

    HILARIOUS –> “It’s not you, it’s your *****.” AHAAAA-HA HA HA!

  13. bobbyrediltik says:

    Great advice! The breakup process: Shock & denial. Then Sad. Then Mad. Then he’s gonna hump hookers. ROFL!

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