kkleinman asked:

It’s kind of hard to hear, but here’s what he’s saying, more or less:

“Young, beautiful, fresh. I just, I, I look at you and I think GOD. Just, find good dudes! Find good guys. Don’t find guys who have a stack of mags on top of their toilet, and watch Spike TV….If your boyfriend watches more than, like, 20 minutes of cop car chases, cut it out. And let me tell you, tell you one other secret, ladies. My new, my new class. If he is wearing a hat, like, a baseball cap, that baseball cap must be perfectly straight on his head. If that hat is even just one degree off this way or that way, it’s actually relative to how much of a dick he is. So if he’s totally that way, that’s how much of a dick he is. And if his hat is all the way sideways, ruuuuuun! Stay in line with the hat. And if it’s on backwards, he may want to arm wrestle. That’s my over-the-top reference. Why am I babbling so much? It’s because it leads into the next song, which is called I Don’t Trust Myself With Loving You.”

Daemon asked:


How do I flirt in middle school? What do smart Asian girls like to talk about? What types of jokes do they find funny?

murphdogg4 asked:


I’ve been seeing this ridiculously good looking gal lately, normally I wouldn’t do it because it just doesn’t make sense. But She’s got a great personality and all. Can a relationship work when one of you is way the hell too good looking to be with the other?

nolakid19 asked:


Hello, I haven’t had much experience, don’t have many friends, and suffers from mild anxiety. My main question is if i see a girl in class I’m attracted to, how do I get her to notice me and/or ask her out w/o coming off as a creep